Life Lessons by Kyra Phillips
CNN anchor Kyra Phillips gives a tutorial in how to destroy your career, lose friends, embarass yourself, irritate the President of the United States and alienate family members in 2 minutes or less.
BUT, she does verify that ‘passionate, compassionate, great, great’ men do really exist in this world. Oh, and mothers have good vibes and MOST brothers, except hers, have to be protecTIVE.
Also, the mic should be turned on when you are on the air and off when you are in the potty.
WOW! That’s a lot of life’s little lessons to learn in under 2 minutes! Impressive!
Meanwhile, expect the Carrie Underwood ‘Life Lessons by Kyra Phillips’ hit single to be released within days.
Stay tuned and remember, always check your mic.
Newsbusters has the transcript and reminds us that this is the same Kyra Phillips who confused U.S. Ambassdor to the U.N. John Bolton, and ‘80s pop singer Michael Bolton. Come on … cut her some slack, it’s quite possible that she really wasn’t listening then either …..
Assorted Babble of Suzie thinks it’s strange that CNN continues to have these ’so-called technical difficulties’.
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August 31st, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Everytime I want to write about crazy Howard Dean, the only Dean I can think of is John. By the time I remember, the urge has passed. So I feel for Kyra. They’re a lot harder on the gaffs the women make than the men.
August 31st, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Everyone will certainly know who she is now, but not in a good way!
August 31st, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Norma, I know what you mean. But there has been a lot made of other mics being left on in recent days. All the same, this was just a catty little session of no consequence, except I’d hate to be in her shoes today.
Greta! Hey
exactly - not very good exposure there.