Carry Halp Us
The poor illiterate American Troops on the front cry out for help - err halp - the best they know how. After all, they were tricked into going into the military because they had no other way out of the slums. And everybody knows there is a terrible lack of opportunity in the United States.

They were tricked by Bushitler who is also stupid (which makes them even more stupid - or should that be stupider), but brilliant enough to have secretly plotted 9/11 with Chaney and Rove in order to make himself a popular president. The Bushitler administration may have been able to plot those evil deeds, but they are really just a puppet government under the complete control of the Jews!!!!

Did I leave something out?

I probably did, but I’m supposed to be working. I just couldn’t resist posting this photo cause AIN’T IT GRAND!!

By the way, Kerry ‘appologized’.
Actually, he said something to the effect that he’s sorry you are too stupid to understand his stupid joke. He told you it was a joke and since he said it was a joke you should have known it was a joke.

In related news …. Conservative Cat is offering up an ad campaign for the dems.

Stupid

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