Obviously, he didn’t study hard enough.
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Sen. John Kerry said meeting with American and British troops in
Iraq on Saturday helped clear his thoughts about what needs to be done to stabilize the country and he looked forward to hearing ideas from Iraqis.Kerry, the Democratic nominee for president in 2004 and possibly a future contender, conferred Saturday with U.S. and British officers in the southern city of Basra and with American troops in Diyala province during a nine-day Middle East tour.
“Today was very informative and very helpful in crystallizing some of my thoughts insofar as what we can negotiate … and what needs to be accomplished,” Kerry told The Associated Press by telephone.
“I certainly learned more about what the troops can or can’t achieve,” he said.

U.S. Senator John Kerry (L) is greeted by Private First Class Derrick Edwards (R) at the Basrah Air Station in southern Iraq is this undated handout photograph released by the Ministry of Defence on December 16, 2006. Reuters
But what did THESE guys do to have to accommodate Kerry for his photo ops?

U.S. Senator John Kerry (R) joins U.S. troops for lunch at the Basrah Air Station in southern Iraq is this undated handout photograph released by the Ministry of Defence on December 16, 2006. Reuters
That looks really painful.
It looks like they got stuck because they didn’t make the infamous sign.
SENATOR’S IRAQ TOUR TO DODGE GIS WHO SHOT DOWN HIS ‘JOKE’
December 16, 2006 — WASHINGTON - Sen. John Kerry is in Iraq on a fence-mending trip, but he’s steering clear of the National Guardsmen who mocked his “botched joke” about American troops with a hilariously misspelled sign.
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Kerry, who will travel to Baghdad and also hopes to venture outside the fortified Green Zone, won’t go anywhere near Talil - or the Guardsmen who dropped a smart bomb on his condescending comment that students would get “stuck in Iraq” if they don’t study hard.
“That probably would be wise of him not to go too close to Talil right now because they’re still a little upset,” said Linda Ward, whose daughter Heather was among the GIs holding the banner in a photo.
The photo zipped across the globe via the Internet - doing more damage to the failed 2004 presidential candidate’s image than any criticism from fellow politicians.
“They are just amazed at how widespread this got,” Ward said.
She said the soldiers see Kerry’s so-called fact-finding trip to Iraq as nothing more than a political ploy to rehabilitate his image in advance of another White House run.
“They’re not real happy that he’s coming over there because they think that it’s basically to get him out of the political hole that he put himself in,” she said.
But didn’t he applogize?
The Massachusetts Democrat vowed before departing Wednesday on a nine-day trip to Iraq and five other Middle East countries that he would be happy to apologize to any soldiers he encounters in Iraq.
“For anybody who misunderstood [the joke] or got only the White House presentation of it, I’d apologize, obviously,” he told reporters.
I’m not sure what he’s talking about. I haven’t heard a White House spin. I just saw him speak the words on video.
In his trademark ‘courageous’ fashion, he simply completely avoided having to face the troops that openly mocked him.
But he got his photo op - with some privates who must have drawn the short straws.
h/t Gateway Pundit who wonders who Kerry is suggesting we ‘negotiate’ with … al Qaida? the Taliban?
Little Green Footballs
It looks like the Democrats have decided to begin implementing the Iraq Surrender Group’s recommendationsâ€â€unilaterally.
Jon Carry, in Iraq to make good with the Stuck, is headed to Syria to conduct some freelance foreign policy with an enemy of the United States, against the wishes of the administration which, headsup, like it or not, won the election.
ScrappleFace reports on Kerry’s reaction to being names Time Magazine’s Person of the Year.
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Kerry to visit Iraq - what forÂ…….
Senator John KerryÂ’s (D-Mass.) botched joke about the U.S. troops in Iraq put a damper on his presidential aspirations, plans to go to Iraq this coming weekend to meet with Soldiers, political leaders and military officials….
hiya Beth..I cant believe they had to stomach him!..I would have gotten indigestion!!!
Angel - it makes you wonder if they did get indigestion! They don’t look any too happy. It’s funny to me that these are the two photos released of his visit. Does that mean these are the happiest looking Soldiers he could get photographed with??
Poor guys.
Your hubby tells me it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday! May you be blessed with many more.
Regarding this post, Kerry is such an ass! We know what he said because we heard it when it came out of his mouth and there’s no way it was taken out of context. What a piece of work he is. I agree… those soldiers look miserable!
Gayle - I asked my husband if he got on here and told ppl it was my birthday and he said he didnt, so I think you might be talking about my boyfriend (JUST KIDDING!!!).
Thanks for the birthday wishes
No, he didn’t get on here, hon. He e-mailed me! LOL!
““For anybody who misunderstood [the joke] or got only the White House presentation of it, I’d apologize, obviously,†he told reporters.”
Despite my completely bad English techniques at my blog, I actually am pretty good with the whole language thingy. Which is why Kerry’s comment amuses me.
“I’d”- meaning “I would”. Not: “I do”, not “I have”, just “I would”.
He “would” apologize for those who misunderstood the joke, or only got the WH spin, but he wasn’t doing it with that comment.
Just like he “would” support the troops…. he would do it, but he’s not.
I am so glad that Idiot Kerry didnt go to Balad Iraq, because my son is stationed there at this time. My two sons are military , my husband is retired US Army and they did not take to kindly to your comments Kerry ! You are not fit to clean the bottom of their combat boots even with that tongue that seems to get you in more trouble!!
Is that John Kerry in Iraq? Is he sure he is not in Cambodia? After all he stated on the Senate floor:
“It is seared into my brain that I was in Cambodia when they said I wasn’t there”
We should all remember this man for attempting to commit the biggest fraud on the American people with his famous “John Kerry reporting for duty” war hero impersonation.
Find “The Real John Kerry” : http://www.swiftvets.com/
He should have been shot by fireing squad for treason by talking to the enemy while still on active duty or still in reserves.
To Marion Rives:
Crimeny, the USAF has sunk pretty damned low if idiots like you are any indication.
Marion Rives, for the cosmic record, you are a disgrace to the USAF.