John KerryJohn Kerry is having a press conference to announce he will NOT run for president.

The talking heads are saying he’s still appalled that people don’t understand his ‘botched joke’. I’m thinking if he can’t take THAT heat than he certainly doesn’t need to be president.

It would seem like the height of arrogance for someone to announce they are NOT running unless you take into account that he is SO unpopular that it’s probably starting to affect his wife’s business. She probably told him she was not going to throw any more good money after bad and to get out there and put an end to any speculation he would run for president.

She has an capitalist empire to salvage after all.

In related news, democrat candidates are not relieved by this announcement as they are secretly concerned that Kerry might announce his is throwing his support behind one of them.

Auf Wiedersehen

The Median Sib gives a big sarcastic ‘Big News‘!

Michelle Malkin says he has no one to blame but himself.

Hot Air is wondering which democratic candidate Kerry will taint with an endorsement.

Five Point Blog points out Senator’s Complex, Subtle Use Of Language, Irony Misunderstood By Inferior Intellects.

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