dress pantsWe’ve all heard about the US judge who is taking the Korean immigrant owners of a dry cleaning business to court over allegedly losing his trousers. He was suing them for $64 million but has since lowered it to $54 million.

He has calculated this amount based on various and sundry legalize he’s been able to come up with. For example, there is an amount for the number of days a sign claiming ’satisfaction guaranteed’ has been in their business window multiplied by three for the three owners and the fact he has not been satisfied.

And of course, his emotional suffering over the lost pants.

This case went to court in Washington D.C. today. Marc Fisher of the Washington Post describes Pearson’s appearance in court like this ….

And Pearson, who by his account has spent more than 1,400 hours preparing his case, arrived in a black pinstripe suit. I hope he won’t sue me if I mention that the pants could have used a pressing.

“Never before in recorded history have a group of defendants engaged in such misleading and unfair business practices,” Pearson said in his opening statement. You don’t get a lot of firsts in recorded history in D.C. Superior Court, though I should add that Marion Barry was in the building for his day in traffic court, and the pants suit easily outdrew the ex-mayor-for-life.

The “willful and malicious conduct” Pearson described consisted of this: In 2005, Pearson was starting his new job as a judge and therefore needed to start wearing suits again after a couple of years of unemployment. He brought five suits in for alterations because he’d put on 20 pounds and needed to have the pants let out. Four suits came back fine. One came back without the pants.

Pearson says the Chung family — Korean immigrants who came here from the charcoal factories of Seoul in 1992 and now own three cleaners, including the one a short walk from Pearson’s place in the Fort Lincoln section of Northeast — had no intention of living up to the sign in their shop that said “Satisfaction Guaranteed.” Therefore, Pearson said, he had no choice but to take on “the awesome responsibility” of suing the Chungs on behalf of every resident of the District of Columbia.

He had to leave court at one point in tears, he was so emotionally distraught.

The fact that this case has made it to court is appalling. The judge is an idiot who is using the system for his own purposes. I’m sure he’s aware he will never get that kind of money from this immigrant family, so I can’t imagine what his purposes are. But I’m sure he has them. And to think he sits on the bench of justice in our country!

Maybe he’s a racist who hates Asians. Maybe he hates legal immigrants. Maybe he just wants whatever bit of money he can get out of the Chungs. Maybe he wants his fifteen minutes of fame. Maybe he’s just a jerk who decided he’d get back at the Chungs for real or imagined insults by hammering them through the legal system. Guess that’ll show them!!

Sadly, since he’s a sitting judge in the Washington D.C. district, he probably plays golf with the other judges there so the Chungs are in for a fight.

This has been terribly expense for the Chungs and for the tax payers who are footing the bill for this circus brought about by Judge Roy Pearson. Judge Roy Pearson is not the victim here.

If there is any justice, he will have to pay court expenses to reimburse the tax payer for his exploitation of the system and he’ll have to repay the Chungs their legal expenses and for the pain and suffering they have endured over the past two years.

I had a terrible time finding a picture of Judge Roy Pearson on the internet. I found a lot of pictures of the Chungs, the defendants in this case, but no pictures of Roy Pearson. I suppose he’s being protected since he’s the ‘victim’ in this case.

I did find the drawing below. This is from his appearance in court today. He’s on the left. His name is Judge Roy Pearson. He’s an administrative law judge in Washington D.C.

Judge Roy Pearson

I hope Mr. Pearson doesn’t sue me for putting his picture on the internet!!!!

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