Newsweek is reporting that a Taliban commander gave them a call the other day to let them know that they knew Prince Harry was in Afghanistan all along. Naner- naner-naner!

But talking to newsweek via satellite phone from that region last week, deputy commander Mullah Abdul Karim recalled getting an urgent message from Taliban intelligence in late December or early January that “an important chicken” had joined British troops in his area of operations. Karim promptly sent his men hunting for the prince. “He is our special enemy,” says Karim. “Our first option was to capture him as a prisoner, and the second, to kill him.”

Karim told Newsweek that they thought they had a few sighting of the Prince and his unit as it traveled around the province but they never got close enough to actually take him.

As everybody knows by new, Prince Harry was suddenly pulled out of Afghanistan after The Drudge Report blew his cover and it was publicly revealed where the Prince was stationed. You know the story about loose lips sinking ships. We apparently have to be reminded of that again. It turns out the British Royal Family had bribed their own tabloids to keep quiet about Prince Harry’s deployment with promises of lots of pictures and stories when he returned. One would think that the ‘journalists’ would have done it for the love of their country, but apparently the promises of photos worked for a while at least.

Karim did give a very nice compliment to the young Prince’s ability to conduct himself as a warrior …

“He may be a prince, but he didn’t have a prince’s heart,” says Karim. “He proved as cruel and brutal as other British soldiers, bombing and shelling innocent Afghans and Taliban.”

Good for Harry!!!!

British and American intelligence officials think that Karim is just spreading propaganda to try to save face that they didn’t know Prince Harry was in their country. However, there’s no telling what they knew considering Karim and his comrades can just pick up the phone and give Newsweek a call to have a chat. Also considering that so some journalist are more concerned with telling everything they know than with the security of the nation or the deaths of our soldiers, there’s just no telling who told what to who.

Hey Newsweek, the next time Karim calls would you please forward the number to Prince Harry’s unit in Afghanistan so they can take care of Karim? Thanks.

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