Socialite. reality star and tabloid diva Kim Kardashian outs an air marshal on a plane via twitter. Not to worry, she then told her twitter followers not to tell. Read about it below and see some photos of Ms. Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian
Last night Kim Kardashian was flying back to Los Angeles from New York when she found out she was seated next to an air marshal. Totally hot! What’s a buxom babe to do with THAT kind of information. Well, tweet it, of course. Take into account that she has over 3 million followers on her tweeter account.
I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshal makes me feel safe!” she tweeted.
Yes, but no one is safe from Kim Kardashian’s twittering.
Some of her twitter followers were not at all impressed with her for revealing the the identity of the air marshal. After all, his ability to keep airline passengers safe is dependent on his ability to remain anonymous. When the not-so-thrilled-with-this-information-being-on-twitter comments started coming in, Kim told them to keep it all quiet.
‘RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh,’ she tweeted.
Shhh! That should do it. I’m sure that all of the 3 million people that read her every tweet are upstanding citizens who would never blow someone’s cover and create any problems for her or the air marshal. I take that back, she won’t have problems for sure. The air marshal. Well … that’s likely another story. She did do what she could to make it all better.
‘Air Marshall’s are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!’ she wrote. ‘OK I hope I don’t get in trouble…logging off now! xo’
Okay. Great. That should do it. I’m sure Jim, the air marshal, is alright now and won’t lose his job or have his identity splashed all over every tabloid in the country. I’m better Perez Hilton is out looking for ‘Jim the air marshal’ even as I type this.
Oh, and aren’t we not supposed to use electronic devises during flight so that they don’t interfere with transmissions between control towers and airplanes? Then again, I guess that rule interferes with tweets.
Below are some photos of Kim Kardashian. They aren’t at the moment she outed the air marshal on the plane via twitter, but they are here for your enjoyment none the less.
Kim Kardashian – Photos
Probably not the best thing for security purposes. I’m sure the air marshal revealed who he was as soon as Kim sat next to him. The terrorists now have one more tool in their arsenal…”Use hot chicks to filter out air marshals.”
Of course, the air marshal then told Kim all his war stories involving the coffee line and the mean old ladies that he has to be courteous to in the checkout area.
*facepalm*
Are we completely sure that Jim is actually an Air Marshal or was that all part of his plan when he realized he was sitting next to Kim Kardashian’s bottom?
Jim is actually an insurance salesman from Kansas with five kids.
The terrorists can also add: “Follow Kim Kardashian’s tweets” to the arsenal with the above “Use hot chicks to filter out air marshals.”
GO Kim!!.. You’re the best!