In America, truly anyone can do anything. That’s summed up in the phrase, Levi Johnston Mayor Wasilla Alaska. It’s now being reported that Johnston, who just recently got back together with Bristol Palin only to split with her again (presumably because the money was running out); is now in talks about a reality TV show in which he runs for Mayor of Wasilla, the job that Sarah Palin once had.
Johnston originally targeted the Palin family with smears after the first break up with Bristol; after making a jackass out of himself for several months, he and Bristol patched things up for the good of their son. Now, he’s at it again. Bristol and Levi breakup and he’s back on the attack, pitching his venom to any willing Palin hater who will presumably pay him a buck or two.
Levi’s possible show will be called “Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office.” I swear you can’t make this stuff up. Johnston, also known as “Ricky Hollywood” said in an interview with Variety that he leads an interesting life, and that the show will show not only his life in “Hollywood” but his fans can see the real “country boy” that he is at home. Give me a break. And now it’s Levi Johnston, Mayor Wasilla, Alaska?
Levi Johnston is like a case of hemorrhoids. They flare up, you administer the cream, nursing them for a day or so and then they go away. But just when you think things are back to normal, here they come again. The dirty little secret about hemorrhoids is that once you get them, you’re never truly rid of them. Such is our dilemma with Levi Johnston.
Who knows, maybe one day soon we’ll all wake up to the horror that is Levi Johnston Mayor Wasilla Alaska. Actually it would be the good people of Wasilla that would wake up to that nightmare, we can always turn the channel.
